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Anxiety
Enema
  "Sounds
kind-a funny...
but it's really kind-a runny"
The Anxiety Enema is a penetration into
the bowels of your belief in your thoughts... and the release of the built up
goo of fear and anxiety on the walls of your reality as a result of this indigestible
thinking.
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Belief Botox
Relaxing the contentious, conflicting
folds of habitual anger, resentment, judgment, worry and fear... The Belief
Botox is the toxic kryptonite to the belief programming that is producing these
unwanted results.
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Bliss
Infusion
 This is
one of our our personal favorites!
The Bliss Infusion is a most ecstatic experience. But the
cost is great and prohibitive for most.
The price is... "Everything you think you
know... and everything you
believe yourself to be."
Then, when you have paid the price, getting beyond your
knowledge and your mind-created self, the challenge is to find your
Bliss.
But if you have truly paid the price (Credit not accepted) Bliss
will find you and infuse you in ways not available to thought or
experience. This infusion is administered by a most unlikely
practitioner... God Yourself.
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Consciousness
Colonic
Take a good look around you...
 Is
what you see making you sick.?.. is it giving you abdominal pain? Does it feel
like a thick coating of muck? Is your reality a dead, stagnant, putrefication of
"have to's", "need to's", "must's", "should's" and "should
nots"?
What about all of those angry, mean, anxious,
greedy and violent people... "Out There"?
Are they stuck to the walls
of your world making it impossible to absorb the nutrition of peace, harmony and
love?
The Consciousness Colonic is the
trick for you!
A penetrating look into the cavity of how
you constructed your world with language, beliefs and values.
An irrigation of the congestion we call
"Identification Disorder", or "I.D". Identification
with society, religion, nationalism, race, knowledge, position, power, comfort,
pain... etc.
Clearing the way for your resurrection...
the creation of your new world without the painful
limits of your I.D.!
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Creation
Cleanse
 For those of you who's
creation needs a little cleaning up, we will supervise the following:
A 2 day "thought" fast.
A strict, 30 day belief-abandonment and media fast
Water (true meaning) from stone
(literal interpretation) jars only... turned into wine (creation) at the end.
High Vibrational nutritional
supplements
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deMello
Therapy
To the un-initiated, this may
sound like a campfire ritual with chocolate and graham crackers... Which may not
be a bad idea.
But this therapy was developed from studying the lifework
of Father Anthony de Mello... An Irish, Catholic, Jesuit, Mystical Priest, who
was raised in India. An even richer mix than a "s'more" and much more
fun!
The therapy consists of a
non-removable watch with an alarm that goes off every 20 minutes to remind you
to 
WAKE UP!!!
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Ego-Ectomy
 The
Ego-ectomy is surgically
severing the tumor of the mind-created self... the ego. It is the precision
incision designed to reveal that you are more than your thinking. Exposing the
"you" that is doing all this thinking.
This can be a painful procedure because pain is fear expressed. Your egoic mind is fearful of loosing its grip
on your thinking processes. Through these processes, you have become attached to
things without even realizing it. The amount of pain is in direct
proportion to mind's attachment to it's self
The Ego-Ectomy is the fist step
in gaining back the control of your thoughts
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Faith
Exfoliator
 Tired
of asking someone else for what you want? Not getting the results you
desire?
Try the Faith Exfoliator. It removes the
crusty dead skin of external causes and external effects.
Opening the pores of manifestation known by
some as the 5th mode of prayer.
Scrubbing away the idea of faith in something
else... of the belief that someone else will save you.
Applying the soothing moisture of
walking in "the feeling of the wish fulfilled". Knowing that you
already have what you desire no matter what your senses, reason and logic are
telling you. Walking in the "feeling of the wish fulfilled" is the
knowledge that it is already finished and will materialize without any interference
from your senses, logic or reasoning.
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Fear
Extractor
"There is nothing to fear
but fear itself."
But do you fear, fear?
 Fear itself should be afraid of the Fear Extractor. Excavating the soft, mucky,
fear-fertilized, weedy garden of the conditioned mind, the Fear Extractor Uses the heavy equipment
of understanding and clairvoyance (clear seeing) to lay a solid roadbed that
leads to the precipice of perspective.
From this vantage point, you begin to
dissolve the fragmented,
thought-created world into a sea of union and truth.
The sea then rushes up to
you, its lover, in a free-fall of ecstasy into the all of everything that is and
ever was.
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Imagination
Implants
 You
are your world... every atom and every mountain
You
are in complete union with it
Everything
you see without has been imagined from within
Everything
is imagination
Imagination
is omnipotent, omnipresent, all-seeing, and all knowing... Sound familiar?
Could
your Imagination be God?
What
would it look like if the powers of imagination were awakened in
you? What if you called that awakening... Christ?
 Are
you ready for a fuller cup of experience?
Desiring a
boost from your mid-life
crisis of consciousness?
Want to awaken the imagination sleeping inside you?
Imagination Implants will
firm-up the truth of who you
really are.
Enhancing the
circumference of your world.
Deepening
the cleavage to your awareness of the God buried in you
The beauty
of your world will then pour forth from your awakened imagination, flowing from
your mind into the world of your dreams in an ecstasy of light and sound
from the fusion of you to your expanding paradise
"Imagination
is more important than knowledge"
Did Albert Einstein
have Imagination Implants?
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The
Infinity
Flush What
do you Believe about infinity? 
Play your song in the key of life 
Dance the notes of your existence and the harmonies of your
dreams Waltz
through the infinite states of your heart's desires
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Katie
Waxing
Is it
true?
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Mana is your desire... your savior from want.
The Mental Mana-cure is the explosive union between your
minds desire and your unconditioned consciousness, or God, from which all
things flow.
This union is the immaculate conception of that which you
want . An idea impregnated without the aid of a man. A seed incubating
towards its birth in this world.
Gestating your savior... the state of consciousness
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The
Mind-Mud Bath
 Before...
After.
Any
Questions?
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Krishnamurti
Highlights  Like
en-lightenment for your hair... Krishnamurti
Highlights will foil your ideas about freedom,
thought and time while curling your concepts of conflict,
peace, and religion. Massaging
the follicles of truth and intelligence, weaving them into the braid called the
observer. Then, through the experience of direct contact, you become the
observed. And
in that space of unity between the observer and the observed... "Beauty
and Perfection become your Projection and Reflection" 
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The
Mood Wash Drench
yourself in the mood of "your wish fulfilled"
Your
world is accompanied by a mood. What is your mood right now? Does your world
reflect this mood?
What
would happen if you changed your mood? Oops... perhaps you think your
life-circumstances are the cause of your mood.
Don't
worry... The Mood
Wash will drown
your belief in external causes. It will refresh the innocence in you that knows
you can choose your mood. It is the only real choice you have. All other seeming
choices come out of the mood you are in. If your logic and reasoning are proud
of their exhaustive research and measurements, assured that the right choice has
been made, it is your mood... your state of consciousness, that underlies the
decision.
This
purifying dip into the stream of truth will prepare you to play with your mood.
What would your mood be if you already had what you wanted? Toy with the
thought. Play with it a while and the mood will come upon you. Then keep that
mood by playing with the senses it evokes, and watch your world change to match
your new mood!
Winston
Churchill made an
amazing discovery which changed his life. These are his words: "The
mood decides the fortunes of people, rather than the fortunes decide the
mood."
Perhaps
he found the Mood
Wash!
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Mystical
Karmadification 
(Karma)dification
is simply knowing that what you believe and consent to as true today will be
pushed forward and experienced in one of your tomorrows.
Mystical
Karmadification is learning how to use this understanding to breathe life into
the beautiful and magical world of your desires. Floating throughout the
universal medium of consciousness to be experienced in what we in this linear
world call the future.
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 You
look for something at the center
And
see there's nothing there... "I
Am" the words of the creator You
see him everywhere... And
if you choose to touch the sky With
such a playful notion... "I
Am" be borne again to die Resurrected
with emotion... 
And
passion felt within your dreams Is
all that you require...
Attracting
noble ships of lovely things
Through
the sea of your desire...
 And
as the past has let you go
Tethered
not, you will fly free...
Taming
things you think you know
So
you can finally "BE"...
You're
planting seeds you'll someday sow
What
joys and pleasures you will see!...
From
this garden wonders grow
Your
lovely Neville-oscopy...
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| Passion
Petti-cure
Prepare
your hands of passion
They mold your clay-like state...
Trim
the hangnails of your reason...
They snag your shedding fate
The
hardened world of Caesar...
The callous skin of logic
To
the senses they are slaves
What truth be in Imagination?
The
only truth that saves
Release
your notion of the past...
The clipped wings of desire...
Stretch
your mind... leave thought behind
Of this world you will not tire
So
give your hand to your desire...
Your mind, your heart, your lover...
In
fantasy ignite your fire
Conceive your seeds in rapture
Then
in this womb, you can not see
The gestation of your dreams.
And
in this tomb, we came to be
Laying challenge to what seems
And in its time, you'll reap this wonder
You'll dance with heart so pure
And from your mind flows paths forever
With a knowing that is sure
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The
Present-Moment Perm
 Are
you loosing your argument with the natural curl and wave of your life?
Are
the systems you employ to overcome your currently unwanted life-situation
completely out of control?
Is the
beauty you seek being twisted to insanity by your attachment and reliance
on your thought processes?
The
Present-Moment Perm will rescue you... from you!
Breaking
the poly-peptide chains that shackle you to your resistance to the way
things are, the PMP will completely break the bonds of your conditioned
thinking, returning you to the harmonious natural curve of your world.
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Psycho-Lypo-Suction
Is
there a terrorist running loose in you mind? 
Is
it impossible to stop thinking, even for a moment? Does
it feel like your thoughts must be coming from somewhere else.... some psychotic? Are
you arguing with your own thinking?   Pyscho-Lypo-Suction
pierces the superficial layer of thinking by questioning the validity of your
mental arguments with reality.
Then, using the specially designed
equipment of self inquiry, sucking out the underlying build-up of "his-story"
of your belief in the psychotic story created by your unquestioned mind.
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Righteousness
Wrap
 Righteousness
is "right-consciousness"
It has
nothing to do with being good.
Are you
wrapped-up in a world of experience that you enjoy and gives joy? Is it what you
want?
The Righteousness-Wrap
rolls you into the peaceful ecstasy of "right-consciousness"...
the soothing feeling of already being that which you desire to be.
You
will be Soaked in the medicine of understanding, bathed in the knowledge "I
Am" and unmoved by the seeming world of facts that would deny you... Immaculately
conceiving the colors and forming the substance of your future paradise.
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The
Sacred-Sufi-Shaman-Sauna
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Did you
do something "wrong"?
Are you
feeling bad about something you've done?
Are you
trying to hide what doesn't fit with your ideals?
Is
somebody watching you?
The
Sin-Separator separates you from your idea about sin.
Once
separated, you are ready to meet your savior....
Introducing
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Slumber Plunge
 The
Slumber Plunge takes you deep into the understanding of and delight in
what sleep has to bestow. It will cause you, night after night, to set out
for it as though you were keeping an appointment with a lover.
This
is the mystical union where the male or conscious mind turns from the
world of sense to seek its lover or subconscious self.
From
the womb of your lover, the conditions and events of your life are your
children formed from the molds of your subconscious impressions in
sleep... made in the image and likeness of your innermost feeling, that
they may reveal you to yourself.
You
will know that you never draw out of the deep of yourself that which you
want; you always draw that which you are, and you are that which you feel
yourself to be as well as that which you feel as true of others.
And
whatever you have in consciousness as you go to sleep is the measure of
your expression in the waking two-thirds of your life on earth. (Neville)
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Mind-Spa could be a private, individual, 30-day immersion into the exploration
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